Meet Jarome: The Dog Nobody Asked For (But Everyone Needs)**
Age: Around 15 months
Hobbies: Sprinting like he’s late for a Zoom meeting, sniffing things of questionable origin, being irrationally happy.
Special Skills: House-trained (yes, *really*), sweet-natured, and faster than your Wi-Fi.
Jarome was presumably voted off the island of “Good Boys” for being *too* good. He’s one of those “unwanted” dogs, which is wild because he checks every box: loves people, adores other dogs, has a heart full of joy, and the occasional bout of shyness that just makes him more endearing (think introverted golden retriever vibes).
He’s the kind of dog who will race you in the backyard, then act surprised when he wins. He’s sweet, playful, emotionally available, and doesn’t even pee on your rug—basically, the opposite of your last Tinder date.
If you’re looking for a furry best friend who’s part Olympic sprinter, part cuddle bug, and all heart, Jarome might be your accidental soulmate.
Apply today. Jarome’s already practicing his “I choose you eyes”.
